this is what happens when goatse lets his sperm leak into a woman’s vagina.

this is what happens when goatse lets his sperm leak into a woman’s vagina.

(Source: thesulfurandthesea)

Reports from Sim Child Services

jeremycarvers:





i swear this is the funniest thing i have ever read.

FUCK IT’S A MAGICAL HIPSTER DEER

(Source: kawaiih0re)

writtenwren:

gothiccharmschool:

I am kinda sad about that.

Grover is me. Even if I’m not blue and furry.

i love when sesame street does knockoffs of commercials. <3

(Source: spiceweasel)

atheismisgreat:

mamaatheist:

One of Carlin’s best!

<3

hurr hurr

(Source: ihateallyourgods)

yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes yes yes yes

(Source: newrider)

eatsleepdraw:

“Nightfall” by Holly Sharpe. ‘SUPPORT’ me for this competition with Florence and the Machine and teenage cancer trust HERE, pleease :D

okay guys i gotta go

have a lovely evening i’ll just dream about a sidecut :(

ellejiram:

Some awesome sidecut inspiration

I WANT A SIDECUT AND I WANT IT BAD

ellejiram:

Some awesome sidecut inspiration

I WANT A SIDECUT AND I WANT IT BAD